I doubt nayone cares what I think about a movie, but I have to get this out of my system. This movie was awesome. It had my top three faves.
1. Gore
2. Wicked choreographed fight scenes
3. A hot lady who kicks ass.
In addition to those three, it also had
1. Wicked lines
2. some humor
3. neat gadgets and flying mechanisms.
This movie was key. I enjoyed it so much, I watched it a second time. I enjoyed it the second time so much, I contemplated watching it a third time. I did not.
There is one negative aspect to this movie, that disturbed me deeply. A big blue penis. C’mon, guys, couldn’t you have attempted to hide it occasionally? Like, an object on the table, blocking our view. Anything could’ve done.
Over all, I give this movie a 5/5.
Thanks for reading, though I doubt you did,
-Dan Sheehan
